Outcome and analysis of this election

Election Strategist

Somnath Mandal

BJP- we are happy because again we are

 largest party and will form government with Nitish and Naidu.

If not 400 Paar we are forming government despite being in minority.

Congress- we are happy because our seats are doubled and Nyay yatra was hit.

Rahul Gandhi proved hero, Smriti lost to one pyada.

SP – we are happy because our excellent performance in UP,  routed BJP despite Ram, phataphat, khatakhat.

 TDP- We are happy because we are forming state government and we will be the part of central Government.

 TMC- We are happy because we stopped BJP in WB and nulled exit polls.

 JDU – we are happy because we will be part of central Government from either side whether ND or Indi.

 EVM-we are happy because no one will blame me.

Election commission- we are happy because no one will blame us and no more press conference required.

Kejriwal – I am happy because now my sugar is under control.

 Yogi – I am happy as Modi magic failed in UP.

Media is happy, despite false exit poll, now showing true results. Other than Arnab, all are mellowed down.

Punter in Share market is happy as good opportunity to buy stocks, because of market crash!

 Rare election where every one is happy.😃